• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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“My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.”
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“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via laviesepoursuit)

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